"oh yea, my good friend MAT put this on his site today. Sure to outrage the towel heads even more, feel free to pass it along.
(if it were only this easy)
scene…a junk shop.
Looking around at the junk, a man notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He took it to the owner:
“How much for the bronze rat?”
“Twelve bucks for the rat, one hundred bucks for the story,” said the owner.
The man gave the man twelve bucks. “I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story.”
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and began following him down the street. This was disconcerting, he began walking faster. But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing . He began to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he ran to the edge of the Bay, and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after it, and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop. “Ah ha,” said the owner, “you have come back for the story?”
“No,” said the man, I came back to see if you have a bronze muslim.”
And another one:
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF.................
1.... You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2.... You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3.... You have more wives than teeth.
4.... You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon "UNCLEAN".
5.... You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6.... You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7.... You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8.... You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9..... You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10.... You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.
http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2009/05/you_might_be_taliban_if.html
http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2009/10/taliban_humor.html
And another one:
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF.................
1.... You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2.... You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3.... You have more wives than teeth.
4.... You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon "UNCLEAN".
5.... You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6.... You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7.... You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8.... You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9..... You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10.... You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.
http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2009/05/you_might_be_taliban_if.html
http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2009/10/taliban_humor.html
